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Friday, October 23, 2026
meme dump: patch your stuff edition
Mistune’s RST Include Just Read Your .env (CVE-2026-115353)
Incus Backup Import: ../ in a Volume Name, Root on the Host (CVE-2026-115375)
vLLM Will Import Your Attacker’s Processor If You Ask Nicely (CVE-2026-114053)

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meme dump: patch your stuff edition
Mistune’s RST Include Just Read Your .env (CVE-2026-115353)
Incus Backup Import: ../ in a Volume Name, Root on the Host (CVE-2026-115375)
vLLM Will Import Your Attacker’s Processor If You Ask Nicely (CVE-2026-114053)

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Meme: Drake-style panels rejecting safe vLLM settings and approving trust_remote_code for CVE-2026-114053

meme dump: patch your stuff edition

CVE-2026-115353: Mistune Include Path Traversal File Read

Mistune’s RST Include Just Read Your .env (CVE-2026-115353)

CVE-2026-115375: Incus Backup Path Traversal to Host Root

Incus Backup Import: ../ in a Volume Name, Root on the Host (CVE-2026-115375)

CVE-2026-114053: vLLM code_revision RCE via /tokenize

vLLM Will Import Your Attacker’s Processor If You Ask Nicely (CVE-2026-114053)

WebRTC Datachannel C2 Lab Walkthrough and Detection

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WebSocket C2 Channel Lab: Upgrade, Subprotocol, Detection

Your C2 Is a WebSocket Upgrade and the Proxy Logged It as Chat

Linux memfd_create Fileless ELF Exec Lab Walkthrough

Linux Fileless ELF: memfd_create, fexecve, and a Fake kworker Name

Plex2Shell CVE-2026-96652 to 96656: KEV Chain and Lab Hunt

Plex2Shell: Your Home Theater Just Joined CISA KEV and Learned dlopen

PHP2Shell CVE-2026-109618 CVE-2026-109619: Patch PHP Now

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Geolocation and Metadata Deep Dive: Verifying a Claim With OSINT

Verify or Burn a Claim: Chaining Photo, Map, and Public Records

meme dump: patch your stuff edition

Cybersecsloth Editorial01 mins
Meme: Drake-style panels rejecting safe vLLM settings and approving trust_remote_code for CVE-2026-114053 you told the model to trust remote code. so it did. now it runs theirs. (CVE-2026-114053)

meme dump: patch your stuff edition. seven original neon-on-dark takes on this week’s mess. no stock photos. no dark edge pitch. just chores and bad decisions.

Meme: Drake-style panels rejecting safe vLLM settings and approving trust_remote_code for CVE-2026-114053
you told the model to trust remote code. so it did. now it runs theirs. (CVE-2026-114053)
Meme: sweating face choosing between patching Incus backup import or importing a path-traversal backup for CVE-2026-115375
your container host trusted the filename in a backup. bold. (CVE-2026-115375)
Meme: expanding-brain password evolution ending with Warden stealer looting AI coding-agent tokens
the thing stealing your passwords finally learned to steal your ai’s passwords too. progress.
Meme: fake IT chat telling you to paste a curl pipe bash fix into your terminal (ClickFix scam)
if it asks you to paste into a terminal, it is not it. it is a crime with good ux.
Meme: Mistune RST include reading notes.rst vs ../../.env for CVE-2026-115353
markdown asked to include a file. it did not ask which file. (CVE-2026-115353)
Meme: Ollama left listening on 0.0.0.0 with no auth, LLMjacking consequence list
left your ai server open to the internet and it started doing crimes on its own dime. your dime.
Meme: checklist homework to patch vLLM, Incus, Mistune, Ollama, and stop pasting terminal fixes
security is mostly chores. do the chores.

more scoops: vLLM, Incus, Mistune.